Daily Archives: May 3, 2012

Burning Questions from a Hungry Man

What follows in the lines below are the questions that plague a tired man who had to rely on Ramen noodles during his lunch break. There will be no further explanation:

  • Is “agnostic” a flexible word?
  • Do the personalities of cats reflect God’s nature more than the personalities of dogs?
  • What’s the point of self-improvement?
  • Is there a less defensible sin than parking in a handicap spot?
  • What’s the best part of having sex with twenty three-year-olds?
  • How important is spelling and grammar?
  • What’s the point of joke that doesn’t make a point?
  • What is the nutritional value of wood?
  • Does yaneon like dowsraclbesrm?
  • Why doesn’t anyone ever try playing the insanely fun verbal version of wordscramble?
  • Are unnatural things inherently evil?
  • Speaking generally, who cares?
  • If I was immortal, would I still believe in marriage?
  • Why is it weird to hang out with a stripper who’s not in a strip club?
  • When at a strip club, what does it say about one’s relational priorities if you’d rather talk to your waitress than a stripper?
  • Speaking specifically, who cares?

Thinking about it,
Dusty “The Inquisitor” Riedesel