Meet The Authors

Writing Bareback is a site that handles the occasional mature subject in an immature fashion.  One day, we’ll place a more profound explanation here…we might even rename the page to “Mission Statement”.  Until then, let’s just let this be whatever it is. Meet the authors…

tommy cooksey
i like writing. i like making my opinion known. i like making people laugh. i like one of these three more than the other two but that’s neither here nor there. i could use this bio to talk about how interesting i am, how funny, how well-cultured, how intelligent, etc. but i won’t. because i’m too humble to do that. plus it would all be a lie. i live by the motto “i write. i post. i don’t proofread.”

i love you, but i’m not in love with you,
tc

ps – its not me, its you.

DUSTIN RIEDESEL
Am I a hero?  So glad you asked.  The answer is no.  I blog due to some deep-seeded attention deficit disorder, which I’m pretty sure means that I don’t get enough attention.  Here’s why you should read my stuff: because no one else knows it.  You can enjoy it and then act like you’re a funny, original mofo at suburban cocktail parties.  So maybe I am a hero, selfishly helping others…you’re welcome.

Using an up-to-date bio picture,
Dustin “Deltoids” Riedesel

PS. I will get Tommy to use proper punctuation one day.

Thanks for reading!

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3 responses to “Meet The Authors

  1. what is punctuation?

  2. ‘Let’s eat Grandma!’ or, ‘Let’s eat, Grandma!’ Punctuation saves lives.

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