My esteemed colleague, Dustin Riedesel asked 2 things of me last week:
- Come up with a running topic that I can write on consistently
- Use proper grammar and punctuation, damn it!
This is my attempt to kill two whales with one harpoon (I go big – plus, who still throws rocks at birds?) My goal here is to write on stuff that, as a man, you should just do. Some of these things will be stuff my dad has taught me, other is stuff I’ve learned along the way, and some stuff I’ll just make up hoping to see someone do it one day.
Today we’re talking about getting a suit that fits you. Spoiler Alert: You can’t just buy it off the rack and think its gonna fit – you’ll need to visit a tailor. The suit doesn’t have to be the most expensive suit on the planet. In fact, if you pay more than a few hundred Benjiman’s for it, and you don’t make over 200K/year, then you probably spent too much. When you’re trying it on try to think more more Mad Men and less Michael Douglas in Wall Street. Even though he kicked ass in that movie. Here are the specs of the suit
- Two-Buttons (why the hell do they even make 3 button suits any more?)
- Narrow Lapels (this is the part leading up to the collar)
- Stops at your wrists (or higher)
- NO PLEATS IN YOUR PANTS. Unless you’re 85 lbs over-weight or 70 years old (+ or – 5 years).
- Don’t let the pants go much further beyond the top of your shoe
So now you’re asking, “Why do I need a suit? I don’t dress up for work.” To that I say fooey. If you have a nice fitting suit of some quality, you can successfully pull off the same suit at multiple occasions through the year. Let me just list the places where a suit is appropriate.
- Church (even if you just go on Easter and Christmas)
- Dinner with your woman
- Business meeting
- When you feel like lookin fly as hell!
If you have a suit that fits you well, you’ll not only look like a well put-together man, but you’ll probably get a few compliments from the ladies – which is ultimately why you do anything anyway. Plus nothing says “I’m the Alpha Male and I’m here to kick some metaphorical ass” like a man who looks like he means business.
Be A Man,
Next up: Man Up – Wear a Pocket Square